When Rock Stars Go Surfing
After surfing one afternoon, Brandon discovered that his trunks were missing. Embarrassed at the thought of having to ride to shore butt naked, he grabbed a shark that happened to be swimming by. With his mutant powers, he skinned it and pulled the flesh over his head. He then proceeded to run around, biting the asses of his bandmates and yelling, "RAAAAWWWWRRR!!! YO SOY SHARKMAN!!!"**
They chalked it up to yet another mix of salt water and tequila.
(**"I am Sharkman!" in Spanish)