Hey, no one's posted for awhile, so I decided I should give it a go. I'm a newbie anyway... Sorry to say, this one is kinda cheating since the picture is really just funny in itself and I stole it from engrish.com (go if easily amused or planning on living in Japan anytime soon).
~Wow, so do you think if I get a perfect 300 they'll throw in a threesome? I've been hankerin' for some hot communication a lot lately...~
Anyway, yeah, that was my feeble attempt. By the way, this is Shannon ... =)